You have reached the old school, class is back in session.

Grab your pocket protectors and Trapper Keepers, and sharpen your No. 2's...

all those new age, cookie-cutter blogs about chicken salad recipes and star wars stories fail miserably to make the grade.

Sit up straight, pay attention and take good notes. This is the only history lesson you'll ever need:

1) Revel in the retro hip style of 1998 and slick frame design you know you secretly love and miss.

2) Bask in the glory of cultural commentary and musical opinons that are better than yours.

3) Embrace the extraneous sarcasm and self-indulgent observations you wish you could conceive.

LOVE THE BLOG THAT CAME BEFORE ALL OTHERS.

REJOICE IN CUTTING EDGE CONTENT THAT IS FIVE YEARS OLD.

BE COOL ALL OVER AGAIN.

Please, make me cool again »